Sunday, March 4, 2012

Lamar Kardashian A.K.A ALICE THE GOON!

Yeah I said it, Lamar better known as Alice the Goon!  All he has done in a Dallas Maverick uniform is mope!  If you didn't know any better you would have thought he was traded to one of the bottom feeders of the NBA such as the Bobcats, Wizards, Cavaliers, Hornets!  

The L.A Lakers gave the Goon up for nothing, which now seems to be a genius move. Maybe it was the Lakers plan to use Lamar as a sleeper cell the whole time. Was it Lamar's mission to sabotage the Mavericks?  He did ask for a trade. I know Dallas isn't L.A. but hey, the Mavericks are coming off their first NBA championship ever.  Although the Dallas Mavericks are not the same team they were last season, they are one of a handful of teams with an opportunity to compete for another championship this year.  For that to happen Dallas would need the service of last years sixth man of the year Lamar Odom, not that wimpy scalawag Alice the Goon on Popeye.  

Mr. Kardashian, you have sicken my stomach ever since you landed here in Dallas with all your  melodrama that is going on in your life.  I have to watch your damn show to get some insight on why you are playing so poorly.  Marc Cuban and Rick Carlisle have catered to you and your entourage ever since you have arrived to the Lone Star State.  Everyone gets a pass for not being in basketball condition this season because of the NBA LOCK OUT; but Mr. Kardashian you make a whopping nine million dollars a year.  I haven't seen such filth on the court for that kinda of money since we finally got rid of the second best center in the NBA two years ago in ERIC DAMNEER! 

Dear Lamar,

I hope you enjoyed your vacation!  Just to let you know I am not interested in your personal issues that you have been dealing with the past ten days.  Earlier in the week the team threaten you, a thirteen year veteran, by placing you in the NBA D- League for a game or two.  I don't know why the Mavericks went soft and cancelled you going to the minor leagues but I hope it humbled you enough to get your act together.  There is still time to salvage this season. Its up to you, remember you are auditioning for a contract at the end of this season because your team option is not guaranteed.  I can almost promise you will not be back in Dallas. As a Dallas Maverick fan all I want you to do is to show better body language because its very poor. Give better effort and act like you give a damn. Believe it or not, you are in a good situation to help this team so it is up to you.

Sincerely yours,

KCMAC38 of A Fan's Point of View


  1. Well when you have money it's not really about the 9 million it's about respect and he feels disrespected and I know I know everybody will say for that amount of money this and that...everyone must really know being a pro athlete is not like any other job in the world sooooo...at your job whatever it is if you were sent away for basically nothing to a place you never wanted to go you would be mad also and please don't hit me with the he is a professional crap cuz like I said it's not like a regular job...the fact is he doesn't have to do a damn thing but wait until this year is over and head to Miami and win another championship.

  2. I hear on that but at the same time Lamar is a proven player, with some success in this league, we all know he ain't happy but for what is worth Dallas needs him to perform and in my writing even he knows he is in a good situation. If he performs like he can, the Maverick fans will damn near forget there were ever any issues. He ought to be embarrass the way he has acted and played and that has nothing to do with the money.

  3. Also being compared to Erick Dampier is a JOKE!